Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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