I want to stick my p in your. b.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
this just has baby written all over it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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