Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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