he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
