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say what?
wanna hang out?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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