almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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