I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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