Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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