please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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