dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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