Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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