I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just google imaged poop.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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