I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He better not be in your backpack
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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