3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
organizing the empties. That sober.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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