I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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