I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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