But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Randomize
