literally had 100 drinks last night.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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