Dual....:-)
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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