1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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