If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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