I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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