why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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