big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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