what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
