I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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