True but thats because hes a fetus.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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