And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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