jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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