You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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