You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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