So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Randomize
