you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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