so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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