So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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