think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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