Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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