HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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