found the other keg... it's in the tree
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She needs sedatives and a leash
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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