He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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