I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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