We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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