There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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