I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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