I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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