so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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