so explain again why im purple
no
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
