Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Green mimosas i think yes
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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