is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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