If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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